Lyrics to Cheney's Got a Gun
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of his shotgun.
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did Harry Whittington do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Cheney was arrested
they found him in a bunker again
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun he ain't never gonna be the same.
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Harry Whittington do?
He stopped bribes completely
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the in-fighting and the
taint knew that someone had to stop the gravy train...
Run away, run away from the Plame yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Plame yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Harry Whittington do?
It's Cheney's last I.O.U.
He had to take him down easy and put a hundred pellets in his brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze.
He ain't never gonna be the same.
Run away, run away from the Plame yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the Plame yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun.
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May 14: I am amazed at how much traffic I still get from people searching for these lyrics. If you have just dropped, please stop and take a look at this blog and the issues it covers, such as the unpleasant fact that the world is running out of oil and natural gas. It's called Peak Oil.
Well, now I feel bad for the guy that Cheney accidentally shot.He's an old guy, probably has a large family, and they all have to listen to the jokes about their patriarch getting shot and going to the hospital. If my grandfather was in the hospital after getting shot I wouldn't find too much funny about it.
Get well soon, Mr. Shot-In-The-Face.
Posted by: Larry Davis | February 13, 2006 at 11:38 PM
I don't usually watch SNL, but this week I should TIVO it. It ought to be hilarious, now theres even more material with press breathlessly asking if Cheney should resign! buwhahaha
Posted by: Mr Bob | February 14, 2006 at 09:17 AM
Why did it take them 22 hours to call the police and report the accident? Did the Secret Service decide to give The Dick time to sleep it off?
Posted by: Anon | February 14, 2006 at 10:36 AM
Check it out: The Ten Ways Cheney Can Kill You http://www.startupjunkies.org/cheney.html
Posted by: Neil Chandler | February 14, 2006 at 12:04 PM